What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:23
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
No way
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance