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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

These stocks are overbought after a strong May for Wall Street and could be due for a pullback - CNBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Trans athlete embraced as California track and field champion by peers while adult activists duel - San Francisco Chronicle

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

No way

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance